today woke up at ..
7am
then went to suntec
b4 tt went chinatown eat
met my BELOVADD cousins there
aunties and uncles
met up to go to da traveling CHAN BROTHERS place .
hanged around there for a while
then had dis lil performance
replicas of da chang jin and pei yong jun
look alike but not the real ones =[
took some pictures
but using laptop now ..
then walked around in carrefour
then ate BEN & JERRYS ! YUMM! loves~
went to my uncles house
watched pirates of the carribean,dead man chest
watched b4 , love JACk SPARROW ! hahas
comfirmed going bangkok durin december hols
i hate bangkok =[
so many ahguas
evening de shi hou aloy siong kiat and clara came my house
siong kiat and clara scared my dog. HAHAS
played then went home !
never did any hw .. hai..
SCHOOLDS TOMORROW !
Sunday, August 27, 2006
A VERY CUTE JOKE
Message: A girl asks her boyfriend to comeoverFriday nightand
have dinner with her parents.
Since this issuch abig event, the
girl announces to her boyfriendthatafter dinner, she would like
to go out and makelovefor the first time.
* * * * * * * * *
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never hadsexbefore,
so he takes a trip to the pharmacist togetsome condoms.
He tells the pharmacist it's hisfirst time andthe pharmacist
helps the boy for about anhour.
He tells the boy everything there is to knowaboutcondoms andsex.
* * * * * * * * *At the register, the pharmacist asks the boyhowmanycondoms
he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, orfamilypack. The boy insists on
the family packbecausehethinks he wil
l be rather busy, it being his firsttimeand all.
* * * * * * * * *
That night, the boy shows up at the girl'sparentshouse
and meets his girlfriend at the door."Oh, I'mso excited for you to
meet my parents, come onin!"
* * * * * * * * *
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinnertablewhe
re the girl's parents are seated. The boyquicklyoffers to say grac
e and bows his head.
* * * * * * * * *
A minute passes, and the boy i
s still deep inprayer,with his head down.
* * * * * * * * *10 minutes pass, and still
no movement fromtheboy
.* * * * * * * * *
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down,thegirlfriend leans over and whispers to theboyfriend, "I had no idea you were thisreligious.
"* * * * * * * *
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had noideayourfather was a pharmacist.
"* * * * * * * * *
Message: A girl asks her boyfriend to comeoverFriday nightand
have dinner with her parents.
Since this issuch abig event, the
girl announces to her boyfriendthatafter dinner, she would like
to go out and makelovefor the first time.
* * * * * * * * *
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never hadsexbefore,
so he takes a trip to the pharmacist togetsome condoms.
He tells the pharmacist it's hisfirst time andthe pharmacist
helps the boy for about anhour.
He tells the boy everything there is to knowaboutcondoms andsex.
* * * * * * * * *At the register, the pharmacist asks the boyhowmanycondoms
he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, orfamilypack. The boy insists on
the family packbecausehethinks he wil
l be rather busy, it being his firsttimeand all.
* * * * * * * * *
That night, the boy shows up at the girl'sparentshouse
and meets his girlfriend at the door."Oh, I'mso excited for you to
meet my parents, come onin!"
* * * * * * * * *
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinnertablewhe
re the girl's parents are seated. The boyquicklyoffers to say grac
e and bows his head.
* * * * * * * * *
A minute passes, and the boy i
s still deep inprayer,with his head down.
* * * * * * * * *10 minutes pass, and still
no movement fromtheboy
.* * * * * * * * *
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down,thegirlfriend leans over and whispers to theboyfriend, "I had no idea you were thisreligious.
"* * * * * * * *
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had noideayourfather was a pharmacist.
"* * * * * * * * *
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