Sunday, August 27, 2006

A VERY CUTE JOKE

Message: A girl asks her boyfriend to comeoverFriday nightand
have dinner with her parents.
Since this issuch abig event, the
girl announces to her boyfriendthatafter dinner, she would like
to go out and makelovefor the first time.
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Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never hadsexbefore,
so he takes a trip to the pharmacist togetsome condoms.
He tells the pharmacist it's hisfirst time andthe pharmacist
helps the boy for about anhour.
He tells the boy everything there is to knowaboutcondoms andsex.
* * * * * * * * *At the register, the pharmacist asks the boyhowmanycondoms
he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, orfamilypack. The boy insists on
the family packbecausehethinks he wil
l be rather busy, it being his firsttimeand all.
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That night, the boy shows up at the girl'sparentshouse
and meets his girlfriend at the door."Oh, I'mso excited for you to
meet my parents, come onin!"
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The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinnertablewhe
re the girl's parents are seated. The boyquicklyoffers to say grac
e and bows his head.
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A minute passes, and the boy i
s still deep inprayer,with his head down.
* * * * * * * * *10 minutes pass, and still
no movement fromtheboy
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Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down,thegirlfriend leans over and whispers to theboyfriend, "I had no idea you were thisreligious.
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The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had noideayourfather was a pharmacist.
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